Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Sandra def did no sex tape with Jesse - not sure about the rest of the US female population though


Isn’t it telling that the only thing Ms Bullock has commented on since the shocking breakdown of her marriage, thanks to her husband Jesse’s need to poke his penis in all women, is the possible existence of a sex tape?

We never had her down as the type to get all porn queen like Paris, but then we didn’t think Dirty Den would either... Still some rumours surfaced online that there was one and Sandie’s obviously felt the need to distance herself from the seediness of his world by revealing to People: “There is no sex tape. There never has been and never will be one.”

Which Jesse – currently trying to prove he’s remorseful in sex rehab (oh purrrlease) - should probably take to mean: his rancid peen is never going near her pretty twinkle again.

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